Plaza's Aphorisms and Quotes

I'm like a kid in a candystore with no money.

There are no parades for people that come in second.

Genius is 1% sleep and 99% caffeine.

Insanity is 1% social life and 99% PhD work.

I don't stand by statements--that's too much effort; I sit by them.

I am going deaf from the sound of my own voice.

If life hands you lemmons, don't accept them. It is a trap.

Short term pain, long term gain, or heart attack

There's no I in TEAM, but there certainly is one in TEAM FAILURE