| Quotes |
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity
is forever.
-Napoleon Bonaparte
A lie gets halfway around the world
before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
-Winston Churchill
The only way to get rid of a temptation
is to yield to it.
-Oscar Wilde |
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| Jokes |
When NASA first started sending
up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point
pens would not work in 0 gravity. To combat this problem,
they spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that
writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost
any surface, including glass, and at temperatures ranging
from below freezing to over 300C.
The Russians used a pencil.
Note: the
true story of the NASA super pen
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